Davesnafu20

Dear father god Thank you for another lovely day, another one above the ground. Thank you for every moment I’m allowed from way back when to here and now. Thank you for the air i breathe and those who love me Mike Bev and Angie. Thank you for every blessing you send my way... Um, I have some questions if that’s ok? Now i know i can rock most hats and a beard and a mustache (stunning) But why’d you go and make me so fat? I mean, i know it’s my fault for comfort eating in my early teens. But did you distort my genes so I’ll never sport skinny jeans? So i can only dress as a fat dude for Halloween. Why do i have

You're one of a kind. Mother, I'm crying- Because you fucked with my mind.

Eat me Drink me Cheshire grin. want me need me, let me in. Eat me drink me Cheshire grin love me, give me everything! Walking on moonlight; feline feet padding. Look to the skies and you'll see me dancing. Gently; gently around the bend, I turn this land upon it's head. Soft of fur yet sharp of teeth who knows what you'll get with me I never lie I'm never insincere, my smile is the last thing to disappear. twas brillig and the slithey toves! I tell my tail it's fine you know? I speak in riddles, I live in rhymes, and I seem to have misplace my mind. Come and play a game with me, i know all the best places for hide and seek! The best place